June 28, 2007 at 9:23 pm · Filed under My life
My sister sent me this in an email today. I had to share since it’s my Dad’s birthday and he would have loved this!
 1. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’ After a look of complete confusion, she answered…’Why, not for about twenty years — when my husband was alive.’
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
2. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ ‘It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
3. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, ‘Keep off the grass.’
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s
dressing, which said, ‘Sorry, had to mow the lawn.’
Submitted by RN no name
AND FINALLY!!!…………..
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, ‘I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?’ She replied, ‘No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener’.
Dr. Wouldn’t submit his name
HA!! Happy Birthday Dad!! I miss you a lot!!
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June 7, 2007 at 1:51 pm · Filed under My life, NASCAR, On a Quest..., The Church of The Great Oval, Whiner's
She posts. 
The move to The Ranch has been a bit more time consuming and full of hassles than I presumed, but then again, that’s what I get for thinking.
For those of you that are not familiar with me I moved my posts from the old Church over here. I will be posting here at least 3 time a week, as well as my Church home, The Church of the Great Oval.Â
I must admit, I have had some serious hassles at wordpress and I am considering moving the entire Church over to Thunder Lounge, where I can talk to a real human being when I have an issue. I am noticing on my stats over there that a lot of people of clicking through this link, so I suppose I should take advantage of it.
I had an interesting day the other day. I attented a chat hosted by Gillette Young Guns and Sportsmates.com. Funny how the Elder Busch mentioned nothing about the previous days “issues” with Tony Stewart:)
The transcript of the chat is post at The Church, along with a little contest. Gillette Young Guns, always good to me, has provided me with a few trinkets to give away as prizes. Check it out if ya want. Or don’t.
I was going to post on whether Kurt Busch should be suspended, if so and for how many races. For those of you that know me, this may surprise you. I do not think he should be suspended yet. Make him wait. Sweat.
Suspend him after the road races. I love to watch him in them.
OR…
Suspend him only if he makes The Chase. Then suspend him for the rest of the season.
Or…
Suspend him for one race and get on with it. Aggression is part of the fun. He does need to be suspended in my eye, for one race, as his temeper and audacity could have killed someone. That cannot be looked at with a blind eye, and I doubt it will be.
Bench Racin Charlie had Ryan Newman scheduled for an interview on Tues. Somehow a wire got crossed, and Charlie had to settle for me filling in the dead air. Poor Guy. Guess it wasn’t too bad for him, as he asked me if I wanted a smoke afterwards.
RIP Mr France. You were and will continue to be a legend. Without you and your family, we would not have the Sport we so love.
Later LugnutZ and Lounge Lizards.
Gotta go find a Bull.
