The Gospel According to Clance’

Who’s Clance’ McClannahan?

First of all it’s prounounced Klan’see.

Seer, Prophetess and Diva Goddess of the Lug Nutz, Pastor of The Church of The Great Oval.

Age: Between #48 and #88, impatient with ages #2 and #5, most of the time pushing #20.

I am an outspoken NASCAR Extreme Fan. I always have something to say, ranging from 0 -180 and back on the IQ scale, in 6 seconds flat.

All of my NASCAR predictions are based on the Astrological charts of each Driver and are published each week prior to race day.

Albert Einstein occasionally channels advice when I least expect it. I am not responsible in any way for anything he says while he is dead.

I am also fairly sure there is a conspiracy by Aliens to take over NASCAR.

Sassing back is welcomed and encouraged. The Gospel according to Clance’ may or may not be especially sassy.

The Church of The Great Oval  is a NASCAR blog honoring the Sacred Sport of NASCAR providing general commentary on NASCAR related topics and weekly race predistions based on the Astrological aspects of each race. Prediction and Driver Horoscopes are generated using 12 noon as the approximate birth time. This allows the closest astrological aspects possible without the actual birth times. All information is technically “Un-official”, and accuracy cannot be guaranteed.